I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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