he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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