My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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