there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
