i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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