Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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