fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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