I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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