Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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