We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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