Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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