We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize
