Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
