Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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