these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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