So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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