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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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