If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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