I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i will never coherently bang her
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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