S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
