this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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