it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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