So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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