The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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