Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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