There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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