I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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