Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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