I don't think brook has ever known best
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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