My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
