I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
