He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
