Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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