OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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