Dual....:-)
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
