There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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