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I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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