There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
