My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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