We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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