We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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