Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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