i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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