Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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