Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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