I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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