hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
The air taste purple.
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