i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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You. Win. At. Life.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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