we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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