Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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