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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
there was a trapeze. enough said
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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