pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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