I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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