I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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