Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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